Anecdotes about Architects – Three
How many architects does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nobody knows for sure, it has never been witnessed.
Miscellany and Trivia
Anecdotes about Architects – Four
A demolition engineer is someone who designs ways to destroy building architecture.
A demolition architect is someone who builds ways to destroy design engineering.
Anecdotes about Architects – Five
A contractor was hollering at an Engineer and an Architect - He said, “If you guys would just get these CAD drawings right the first time, you would be driving a Rolls Royce.”
Engineer Responds: “What’s a Roll's Royce?”
Architect Responds: “What's a CAD drawing?” *
*CAD (computer-aided design) software is used by architects, engineers, drafters, artists, and others to create precision drawings or technical illustrations. CAD software can be used to create two-dimensional (2-D) drawings or three-dimensional (3-D) models.
Anecdotes about Lawyers – One
A reasonable fee
A man phones a lawyer and asks, “How much would you charge for just answering three simple questions?”
The lawyer replies, “A thousand dollars.”
“A thousand dollars!” exclaims the man. “That’s very expensive, isn't it?”
“It certainly is,” says the lawyer. “Now, what's your third question?”
Anecdotes about Lawyers – Two
Problem at the zoo
Someone mistakenly left the cages open in the Reptile House at the zoo and there were snakes slithering all over the place.
Frantically, the keeper tried everything, but he couldn't get the slippery animals back into their cages. Finally, he yelled, “Quick, call a lawyer!”
“A lawyer? Why”
“We need someone who speaks their language.”
Anecdotes about Lawyers – Three
Lawyer and Engineer
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean when they got to talking. The lawyer mentioned, “I'm here because my house burned down and everything got destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.”
“That's quite a coincidence,” remarked the engineer. “I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood. My insurance company, too, paid for everything.”
There was a brief pause, and hen the puzzled lawyer asked, “How do you start a flood?”
Anecdotes about Lawyers – Four
Two Boys’ Fathers
Having just moved to a new home, a young boy meets the boy next door. “Hi, my name is Billy,” he says, “what's yours?”
“Tommy,” replied the other.
“My daddy'’ an accountant,” says Billy. “What does your daddy do?”
"He's a lawyer," Tommy answers.
“Honest?” says Billy.
“No, just the regular kind.”
Anecdotes about Lawyers – Five
Guess Who
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, “I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”
“But why?” asks the man.
“I'm a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.